The Montegiallo School of Swearing

Yes I have a book coming out in 2025! Yes I am following Tom Whitebait into the world of red Moleskine notebooks, and of course I used a builder’s pencil to write it.

Any worst of perth fans still alive, make sure you click the notify me button on Fremantle press link. I think you will like it.

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Review: “The Montegiallo School of Swearing” by Andrew HC McDonald.

Starting over again tastes like lemons.

Review: “The Montegiallo School of Swearing” by Andrew HC McDonald.
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Action Hand

Thanks to those of you who have bought my book so far! As a reward, here’s…this.

A cracking rhythm.
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Book Launch

Hi any Worst of Perthers still alive. If you are in Perth on April 24th, I’d love to see you at my book launch. My hair is now even bigger than shown in my promo pic.

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Cretini!

One of the most interesting things about writing my book, The Montegiallo School of Swearing, was having to have my Italian swearing reviewed by a professor at Melbourne University! Dotoressa Bresin.
I stamped some art with some of the options for The Worst of Perth Fans.

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Nork Nozzled

This photo from Outrage Cohen taken in Italy reminded me of those boozies of yore collected by The Worst of Perth. (It may be a fancy bidet. )

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Private Dancer

The verge art market is red in tooth and claw.

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Still in My Thoughts

I often think of youse all.

At Teh Civic Hotel.

Civic Hotel
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The Lament of The Six Million

Six million achieved! Thanks for all of your views from all round the world. Been five years semi closed and the best boat ramp for Dogging has still not been resolved.

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Save Our Blank Walls

Perth wall muzak has reached such a low point that it now has a system default font and clip art. Plonked – apparently without irony, next to what I think is the city’s only piece of political graff. I hope Chilly’s was offering more than free Gazas. Very jaunty fonts on the Free Gaza and the Kwik Skips. Certainly both a cut above the unfortunate unblanked wall. Is that arial on the Chilly’s?

The resulting festival of mediocrity resulted in another couple of tame pieces of visual pollution in Mt Lawley assumedly from the same stable of tame exterior decorators (artists would be a stretch), that still infest the rest of the city. No more blank walls. Jeezus. Manages to be threatening, and boring at the same time. Fuck them. Only thing that relieves the tedium of this is the parking sign taped to it.

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